Southern Charm Finale

Season 6 has come to an end …

and I really enjoyed it! Southern Charm, though, is a show where every season is suburb in my opinion, never boring; for that reason, I was ready to crown season 6 the best yet!

But then in reflection, what actually happened? There was only so much of Cam’s motherhood journey and Craig’s pillow business I could watch. Oh, and if I had to see the video of Austen in his underwear yelling “Madison!” one more time, I’d have gone insane! I believe, too, that the show brought Eliza on just so Ashley could be back, which was pointless, in my opinion.

BUT! BUT! I still enjoyed tuning in every single week. I never felt like watching Southern Charm was a chore (much how I feel about RHONY). Plus, Madison did provide us a new iconic Bravo moment with the chlamydia accusation no one saw coming! While I heard the reunion wasn’t quite on say, Vanderpump level drama (rumor is they all partied together that weekend after filming the reunion), the finale brought with it a Patrica Party, which always brings both the glam and drama!

5 Takeaways From the Southern Charm Finale

1. Kathryn & Patricia’s friendship

I loved the opening scene with Kathryn and Patricia shopping for shoes and discussing Charleston gossip, mostly Ashley. It was a fabulous conversation and a fabulous scene for me as a fan; I’ve followed the blossoming of their friendship on social media since last season’s #HiAshley movement.

I’d also like to put on the record that Kathryn should just marry Whitney: they have a history since season one, they hooked up this season, I want more Kathryn & Patricia (and by more, I want them to be in-laws), and last, Whitney and Kathryn properly squashed any bad blood at the Stag party … meaning there is hope for them in the future after all!

2. Shep’s & Craig’s dates …

aka … the girls from Austen’s video. Shady shady Shep, wtf! And to bring sweet baby Craig into your schemes? You should be ashamed! It’s sooo obvious that Shep has it out for Madison because she turned him down, right? What else could it be? It was the same reason Shep didn’t like Austen dating CHELT-sea.

Cameran even called Shep out on all of this, sooo you know it’s true.

3. Cam & Kat’s boo thangs

It’s not a huge deal, but I was pleasantly surprised to see Cameran’s husband, Jason, show up to the party and agree to be filmed (even if Cam was paying more attention to Metul).

I saw that Kathryn was dating Hunter Price on Instagram and I was here 👏🏻 for 👏🏻 it 👏🏻 !! A) He’s not a politician, B) he’s her age, C) he’s a musician, D) they’re all around so cute together! I was happy to see him on the show because I didn’t think she’d reveal any details about him until maybe the reunion, but I ship them hard and want him to appear all over season 7!

4. Did they or didn’t they??

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I loved that Cam, Chelsea, Kathryn, and Naomie took the girls from Austen’s infamous video to ask what really happened, aka did s-e-x occur or not? Obviously the girls said no, although I have a really difficult time believing that. Plus listening to those two blabber on while smashed was just as difficult.

For “one time and one time only” Madison apologized to Shep for the Dani/STD comment. Shep didn’t seem to care, said he was not sorry for anything he’d done (why?!), and was all around either on something, or just being a completely terrible human.

He needs to atone.

5. Ashley’s “ambush”

While Ashley’s presence at the party was stupid and short lived, it brought great moments: Pat’s wink to security, everyone scurrering to the balcony to watch, Ashley calling Thomas, his suggesting she call 911, to finally, the update that Ashley left Charleston and is bffs with Landon (go figure)!

Minor takeaways & final thoughts …

    Naomie’s mom is freaking adorable & I’m in love with her! 💖
    The hair stylists face when Ashley was talking about Patricia was/is all of us. 🤣
    Kathryn’s dress!!!!! 😮😎
    I cant WAIT for all of this to be addressed at the reunion next week👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

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Southern Charm Reunion: Part 1

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On an absent Thomas

First off, I’m SO GLAD Bravo addressed his absence and didn’t pretend this was a fluke thing. Thomas’s lawyer’s statement was total bs though; you know he would have been there in a heartbeat if he could have. Bravo totes made him stay home which was completely the right thing to do!

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SO HERE FOR IT and Craig didn’t need to roll his eyes about it either. Regarding JD and his wife, you can’t compare Naomie and Craig to them … JD and Liz are married (or were?)! But with that being said, SCREW JD! Later good ol’ boys!

Also, if you find anyone on social media who has had a Shepard encounter, you’ll learn quick that he’s disgusting and I highly doubt he “took stock” of his past behavior or “thinks about it more” now.

On Baby Palmer

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In all honesty, I think Cameran is going to be an awesome mom! I couldn’t be happier for her. I also loved how Kathryn was commenting and agreeing and bonding with Cam.

On Naomie and Craig’s relationship

What’s sadder: Craig’s bent finger or his pillows? So he’s not getting paid to practice law? Is he spiraling? I need answers! Everyone on the couches just looked like they wanted to tell Craig, “Bless your heart!” Throughout the season, a part of me was a little bit on Craig’s side. However, he reminded me on the reunion how delusional he is!

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By the way, Naomie’s boyfriend is SO HOT! How Craig can say she’s not happy is absolutely f’ing crazy! NAOMIE AND METUL WERE IN FRANCE WHEN THE FRENCH WON THE WORLD CUP! She’s clearly living her best life. All of Craig’s answers (“I actually despise her and hate her”) and facial expressions on the reunion clearly showed how peanut butter and jelly he is!

By the way, Naomie girl, your nose looks great ! ! ! !

On Queen Kathryn

I am LIVING for her transformation! I don’t even have words to describe how high she’s risen and how amazing she is, especially alongside the fall and embarrassment of Thomas. (Karma anyone?) I would be so so so so so so so shocked to find someone in Charleston or on social media who isn’t #TeamKathryn!

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On Cameran’s empathy towards Kathryn

Real tears on the Reunion couch and real tears on my own couch as I watched.

Coming up next week …

  • Kathryn & Shep
  • Chelsea & Austen
  • WHY IS TRASHLEY SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO ANDY INSTEAD OF A  BROKE LOOKING, FOUND IN THE BACK, PULLED UP CHAIR LIKE SHE DESERVES?! I hope they all ROAST HER!

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It’s the Southern Charm Finale Ya’ll!

We’ve been waiting all season for this!

I mean, didn’t even the premier episode start by showing the footage from the ball and then did that whole “five months earlier” or whatever drama-tic-ness Bravo enjoys…??

Let’s get into it, shall we?!

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First Quarter

Okay to start it off, I can’t even LOOK at Shep’s face without thinking of the Facebook group The Jury Speaks; seriously GO JOIN IT for all the Bravo tea (there is a thread there on Shep; it’s seriously beyond gross!). Okay, moving on … the recaps with the music always get me LOL’ing!

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Cameran is literally all of us laughing at Craig’s pillows. The tough love from her to him is so needed! I mean, not calling his life coach because he didn’t want to face his reality?? Get it together!

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AS ALWAYS, Kathryn is winning the season, first discussing with Naomie how she was there for Thomas last episode. Then discussing the ball. Knowing now how Kathryn and Patricia are (like on Twitter), I’m not worried that Kathryn is going to do anything destructive. Go girl!

Second Quarter

I am just so anxious and giddy and excited to watch the shiz go down at this ball!

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I forget why Ashley is so mad at Kathryn because wasn’t Ashley the first to attack?! I think it’s just pure jealousy on Ashley’s part. Kathryn has Ashley beat before even confronted by her –> Kathryn researched “white tie” because she doesn’t want to mess up in front of Patricia.

“You go Glenn Coco!”

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Third Quarter

From the awkward exchange between JD & Elizabeth, to the talk of Ashley being an escort, to Austen calling Ashley Cruella de Vil to her face …

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Whhhhyyyy, why Austen are you going to tell Thomas what the girls are saying?! Here we go! (Freaking pot stirring Austen! Anyone see the video that got leaked of his girlfriend catching him in bed with two other girls? Apparently it’s an old video & they’ve “worked through it.”)

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Fourth Quarter

Austen: “Why am I being insulted?!”

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Duh Austen, why would you even bring it up?! At the same time, Ashley’s deserves everything and anything that would come at her this point. Let’s table her for now. I’m sure we’ll come back to Ashley being dramatic soon.

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Sidebar, Kathryn scores another point for being so elegant with Patricia (when she really didn’t need to be). I’m glad K sat down and talked to her; she did great!

Overtime

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An extra 15 minutes was added tonight because we need to see the K v. A fight to it’s entirety. After a very awkward (and tbh, a little sad) exchange between Naomie & Craig, here comes Ashley after Queen Kathryn. Whoa, I did not see Ashley apologizing … not that the moment lasted long.

Ashley is spewing liiiiiiiiiiiiiies!! Now she’s threatening Kathryn?! Gah, she’s beyooond delusional!

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The update from Bravo was EV ERY THING! So happy Kathryn now has 50/50 custody!!

Guys, the reunion is going to be unbelievable! Not just for the fact that Naomie and Craig will probs come for one another, or that Thomas won’t be there and everyone knows why … but the entire cast is going to stick up for Kathryn against Psycho Ashley and it’s going to be AMAZINGGGGGGGGG!!!

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Southern Charm Reunion pt 2: Still So Many Questions!

Is there really a double standard in Charleston?

Not only did we get a sneak peak of Shep’s new show, Relationshep, but we were left with yet even more unanswered questions from our favorite people down south during the second part of the Southern Charm reunion which aired Monday. Let’s begin the questioning!

Kathryn:

Kathryn my darling, I actually have no questions for you. I mean there are many moments where your behavior confuses me or I cringe at a comment you make, but I think part two was heavily focused on the others and not you. Keep working through things girl!

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Thomas:

Where there is a Kathryn Dennis, there is a Thomas Ravenel. Hope this post doesn’t piss you off (anyone catch that blogger drama he couldn’t stop posting about??). I really just have one question for T Rav: if you can’t find a woman in Charleston, why don’t you just move?!?! Bro, you’re in your 50’s with two kids; if you want a wife for you and a mother for them, then figure it out. What exactly is keeping you where you are?

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Landon:

Okay deep breath because I’m about to spew … Did you really make those comments regarding money and Aspen? Are you a gold digger? Do you realize how you’re being portrayed, like really see yourself as viewers see you? Are you still dating that 20-something dude? Did you really take Thomas to a wedding recently as your date because he’s only your “friend?” How would you feel if a girl was acting with a guy you liked, how you were acting with Austen?  Does that previous question even make sense because it was really hard to put into words? WHY DO YOU DO SO MANY THINGS TO MAKE ME DISLIKE YOU WHEN I TRULY DON’T WANT TO?!

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Shep:

Ohhh little Sheppie. Excited for your upcoming show! Quick question, are you different with those girls on your show than how you were with Chelsea? How would you feel if a guy treated your sister or niece the way you treated Chels? Do you think you truly feel nothing for girls because you secretly are in love with Cameran? Most important, have you ever been charged with public intoxication in your 36 years of living?

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Craig:

I saw you comfort Kathryn, or maybe you were stopping her from getting upset; do you feel you understand her more than the others? And if so, why? What are your thoughts on the Shep/Austen/Chelsea triangle? Are you jealous of Shep (truly, honestly, deep down) — because he compared you to Trump (eek!) …thoughts on that?

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Cameran:

Set the record straight … is there a double standard regarding relationships and hooking up between men and women in Charleston? If so, why defend behavior like Shep’s or Thomas’s? Since you’re the only one married, does that make you like, the overseer of everything? When I say that, I don’t mean it negatively, just do you (or the producers) feel you have the most experience to commentate on everything instead of actually causing problems or getting into the middle of them? Lastly, what are your thoughts on Shep and Craig? Why do they seem to always come for each other, especially in the last two seasons? Is it really that Shep cares so much about Craig lying and Craig cares so much that Shep cares?

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Austen:

Was Chelsea the one to end things with you? If this is the case, then what the hell is wrong with her because you’re obviously perfect in every way.

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Chelsea:

How awkward was doing the reunion, especially since you had to sit in the “loser chair?” (I’m not calling YOU a loser, you’re gorg girl! But what the heck Bravo, let a girl sit on the couch!) Do you ever feel like a piece of meat, especially when it seemed like two guys were fighting over you, or after the way Shep treated you? However, my most important question for you … were you the one to end things with little baby Austen??

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Last, but NEVER least in my heart … Whitney:

Honestly, just give me your thoughts on everyone (especially Kathryn — where do you stand with her currently?)! My biggest question though is where have you been and why weren’t there more Whitney questions at the reunion? Patricia said you were working in LA and I saw something else on Twitter about you working on Southern Charm New Orleans? Just give me something Whitney! Need more of you in our world!!!!!

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I probably have way more questions, but figure I can save them (plus gather more) for the next season. Let’s see, what topics might those questions include: Cam’s baby, Kathryn’s sobriety, Thomas’s love life, Craig &  Naomie’s relationship, Austen’s dimples, Shep’s new show, anything regarding Whitney or Patricia, and finally the hope that Landon comes to grips with reality.  Fingers crossed!

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Southern Charm Reunion: I have so many questions …

As I’m positive all my followers and readers care, this past Monday was SUCH a cluster as a television blogger. Orange County premiered on Bravo, as well as the first installment of the Southern Charm reunion. Plus, Rachel was back on The Bachelorette this week (which I just covered yesterday) but on top of all that, the Home Run Derby was on, which I watch every year with my hubs AND featured my FAVORITE baseball player, Mike Moustakas.

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#Sports on the blog! (See! We cover it ALL here on MHH) Anyhoo, I was finally able to catch up on part one of the Southern Charm reunion and I have many questions, so let’s get right to it!

Thomas:  

Honestly, I don’t have anything for Thomas. He didn’t speak much this go around. He does seem to get pretty heated at the end of the episode which will transition us to next week’s part two. I did notice that his eyes would veer off to the side when he gets angry; do you know people who do that, like they’re so mad they can’t focus and aren’t really looking at you when they’re yelling, which kind of makes you want to laugh? Ah well, I’m sure I’ll have more questions for Thomas next week.

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Kathryn:

My first question is why did you color her hair? K-dog, your natural redhead color was BEAUTIFUL! Was it awkward sitting between Shep & Craig while they were going at each other? Was it difficult to talk about going to rehab because it seemed during some of the time that you  found it difficult to get your words out at all.

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Moving on, did you reeeeeeally not have a single sip of that marg in Key West? You know that had to be about a $10 or $15 dollar drink; I doubt you didn’t at least try it. (Shep probably took it off her hands). You mentioned not having a support system, like where is your family on all of this? Why do we NEVER hear about them? Also, why are you so dramatic all the time? I mean you were that upset over a handkerchief and a gag order? By, the way, what is a gag order? Finally, you can seriously be addicted to marijuana and need to go to rehab for it?

Landon:

Sticking with this little love triangle right here, Landon, why is your laugh so annoying and why do you feel it necessary to laugh at everything? But then, right after you laugh, you start to cry? Why do you cry all the time? If you’re not laughing or crying, then you’re coming for Kathryn. I understand that she said some damning things about you, but why do you care so much? Why do you have to call her out for every. little. thing. and try to find fault in everything she says? I’m just a lowly girl from Kansas and my opinion doesn’t matter on anything here, but it seems to me you should just not even worry about Kathryn or give her the time of day.

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Austen:

I just have one question. Why are you so handsome and charming?

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Shep:

Were you hungover at the reunion? How can you be so brilliant (large vocabulary, drop literary quotes like you’re spitting a rhyme) yet you are a hot mess and look like you smell half the time? Do you legit have a drinking problem? Like Andy asked Craig, what profession do you want (I mean I think you’re a business owner??) ?

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Craig:

Why do you meddle so much? Does it have to do with that awkward position you’re sitting in with your legs crossed and your hands resting on top your knees? Is that your meddling pose? Maybe if you could settle on one hobby or job (lawyer, liar, gardener, seamstress, cat lady, psychologist, dead leg competitor) then you wouldn’t have to meddle so much. Craig, you’ve ALWAYS been my favorite and each season seems to paint you as less and less in my eyes; it’s so depressing to watch. Fix it!

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Naomie:

Where are we riding and why do we have to die? Also, why are you so unbelievably gorg?

Cameran:

Why is your storyline boring? HUGE congratulations on your baby but we need you to bring the drama girl (not just comment on it). Also, do you ever talk to Brad?

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Finally, the most important question of this whole post:

Whitney & Patricia … WHERE ARE YOU?! 

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