Southern Charm Reunion: I have so many questions …

As I’m positive all my followers and readers care, this past Monday was SUCH a cluster as a television blogger. Orange County premiered on Bravo, as well as the first installment of the Southern Charm reunion. Plus, Rachel was back on The Bachelorette this week (which I just covered yesterday) but on top of all that, the Home Run Derby was on, which I watch every year with my hubs AND featured my FAVORITE baseball player, Mike Moustakas.

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#Sports on the blog! (See! We cover it ALL here on MHH) Anyhoo, I was finally able to catch up on part one of the Southern Charm reunion and I have many questions, so let’s get right to it!

Thomas:  

Honestly, I don’t have anything for Thomas. He didn’t speak much this go around. He does seem to get pretty heated at the end of the episode which will transition us to next week’s part two. I did notice that his eyes would veer off to the side when he gets angry; do you know people who do that, like they’re so mad they can’t focus and aren’t really looking at you when they’re yelling, which kind of makes you want to laugh? Ah well, I’m sure I’ll have more questions for Thomas next week.

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Kathryn:

My first question is why did you color her hair? K-dog, your natural redhead color was BEAUTIFUL! Was it awkward sitting between Shep & Craig while they were going at each other? Was it difficult to talk about going to rehab because it seemed during some of the time that you  found it difficult to get your words out at all.

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Moving on, did you reeeeeeally not have a single sip of that marg in Key West? You know that had to be about a $10 or $15 dollar drink; I doubt you didn’t at least try it. (Shep probably took it off her hands). You mentioned not having a support system, like where is your family on all of this? Why do we NEVER hear about them? Also, why are you so dramatic all the time? I mean you were that upset over a handkerchief and a gag order? By, the way, what is a gag order? Finally, you can seriously be addicted to marijuana and need to go to rehab for it?

Landon:

Sticking with this little love triangle right here, Landon, why is your laugh so annoying and why do you feel it necessary to laugh at everything? But then, right after you laugh, you start to cry? Why do you cry all the time? If you’re not laughing or crying, then you’re coming for Kathryn. I understand that she said some damning things about you, but why do you care so much? Why do you have to call her out for every. little. thing. and try to find fault in everything she says? I’m just a lowly girl from Kansas and my opinion doesn’t matter on anything here, but it seems to me you should just not even worry about Kathryn or give her the time of day.

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Austen:

I just have one question. Why are you so handsome and charming?

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Shep:

Were you hungover at the reunion? How can you be so brilliant (large vocabulary, drop literary quotes like you’re spitting a rhyme) yet you are a hot mess and look like you smell half the time? Do you legit have a drinking problem? Like Andy asked Craig, what profession do you want (I mean I think you’re a business owner??) ?

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Craig:

Why do you meddle so much? Does it have to do with that awkward position you’re sitting in with your legs crossed and your hands resting on top your knees? Is that your meddling pose? Maybe if you could settle on one hobby or job (lawyer, liar, gardener, seamstress, cat lady, psychologist, dead leg competitor) then you wouldn’t have to meddle so much. Craig, you’ve ALWAYS been my favorite and each season seems to paint you as less and less in my eyes; it’s so depressing to watch. Fix it!

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Naomie:

Where are we riding and why do we have to die? Also, why are you so unbelievably gorg?

Cameran:

Why is your storyline boring? HUGE congratulations on your baby but we need you to bring the drama girl (not just comment on it). Also, do you ever talk to Brad?

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Finally, the most important question of this whole post:

Whitney & Patricia … WHERE ARE YOU?! 

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