Most Shocking Housewives Moments: Open the Bravo Vault!

The RHOC Season 13 trailer dropped yesterday and it got me thinking …

Through the years, what has been the most shocking Real Housewife moment for you? (Oh by the way, you can watch the OC trailer here!) Now I’m not talking story line that continued throughout multiple episodes, like Brooks’s fake cancer, Kim’s sobriety, or anything about Tom. I’m talking one moment. One moment where your jaw hit the floor, and it was hard to pick it back up.

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I came up with four moments that were unforgettable for me, plus a few honorable mentions. After reading, come find me on Twitter to discuss these moments and to discuss what more should be added.

The Wine Throw

In season 6 of the Real Housewives of Orange County, Tamra stunned viewers with the splash heard around the West Coast. Tensions had been rising between Tamra and Jeana, and if I remember correctly it was because Tamra felt Jeana was siding with Simon over Tamra & Simon’s recent separation, or that Jeana was speaking to the press about it. Regardless, we all knew Tamra was a loose cannon, but I think she had an reaction even she didn’t see coming.

You can tell the argument is escalating, especially after Tamra throws the cease and desist letter at Jeana. But then, that wine throw. Even watching it back now my jaw still drops; Briana’s reaction is priceless too! After this unforgettable OC moment, throwing wine (& wine glasses) became a Housewife staple!

The Leg Toss

One illustrious woman from the New York Housewife franchise is Aviva Drescher; I mean “CALM DOWN! TAKE A XANAX” wouldn’t be one of the best comebacks if not for Aviva starting the fight in the first place. But the most memorable Aviva scene wasn’t when she told the story of how she got her artificial leg, but when she took it off and THREW IT ACROSS THE ROOM!

“The only thing that is fake or artificial about me … is this!” She slams the prosthetic on the table and then throws it on the floor! Oh my gosh, that quote could not be any more iconic! I just hope she had her pedi done for that toss!

The Reunion Drag

On season 6 of the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion, Housewives fans got their first taste of physicality. We were teased and teased that something major would be happening on the reunion, but when the whole thing finally played out, it was IN SANE!

I am not one for physical violence ever, but even watching it back now, how can Kenya not see she provoked Porsha? Oh gosh and Andy yelling, “No, no, no!” over and over makes the whole thing even crazier!

The “Beast” Comment

Kim Richards is not afraid of a confrontation, but I think this by far has to be my favorite of hers. I know this was on a vacation but I don’t remember what city, what season, or what the ladies were even arguing about. What I do remember is the infamous quote from Kim.

I could watch this on an endless loop! If Kim using “beast” as an insult isn’t funny enough, Eileen’s “I’m so proper, did you just say that?” reaction makes it even better. I definitely think “beast” is going to go into my bag of insults next time I get heated with someone.

Honorable Mentions & Best Quotes

The Real Housewives franchises are a television staple, and will withstand time because they never cease to shock us. I know these are not the only lasting moments the ladies of Bravo have brought us. With that being said, I wanted to include a few more iconic moments, that even non-Housewife fans probably know about.

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Teresa’s table flip

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Sonja parties with John John

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The Countess falls in the bushes

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Brandi slaps Vanderpump

I feel comfortable using Housewife jargon in everyday life … and here are some of my favorites!

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Tia vs. Colton: A Bachelorette Pocket-Sized Post

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Thank you Tanner for saying what I’m thinking and what I wish more people would think! I have a bit of time to type this up since The Bachelorette got interrupted due to politics. I want to discuss what I was most looking forward to on tonight’s episode: the Colton and Tia reunion.

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If you don’t know the backstory, Colton hung out with Tia for a weekend before the Bachelorette was announced (back in Jan I believe?). My thought, like so many others’ including Tia, was that Colton thought Tia would be the next Bachelorette, so he figured, hook up with her to gain an advantage. I guess in Colton’s defense, he didn’t know for sure he would be going on the show. Regardless of what his true intentions were or are, I think the whole Colton/Tia/Becca triangle is shady (on his part).

Back to the episode, so Becca brings Colton on the group date with all the girls from Arie’s season, including Tia. If you have ever been in an awkward situation, you know exactly what the looks on their faces mean, especially Colton. It’s the look of a fight or flight situation, where the only option is flight.  I even felt awkward for them, and their reunion was the only thing I was anticipating this week.

Tia said all they did was kiss and it seemed like Becca didn’t care much because Colton got the group date rose. I just can’t even. Becca, you basically got your girlfriend’s sloppy seconds; am I the only one who thinks this? Becca (like the rest of America, including my mother) is blinded by Colton’s beautiful face, but I see the real him.

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Other Thoughts on Tonight’s Episode …

  • I can NOT with Chris; I really want to like him, and I did think their date was romantic, but when I look at him all I picture is Perez Hilton. Google it.
  • really don’t want to laugh at David because so. much. blood. buuuut he fell out of his bed?! (insert giggle gif)
  • Devastated to see Clay go, however, I’m glad he made the smart decision. He’ll find someone on Paradise I’m sure!
  • NO. FREAKING. ROSE. CEREMONY. Grrrrr

Also, never forget …

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I Have a Few Thoughts … Bravo Edition

If you’re a Bravo Television fan, raise your hand!

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On Sunday, Andy Cohen’s 50th birthday celebration took place in the clubhouse on Watch What Happens Live. If you didn’t watch it, go find it on demand RIGHT NOW! Andy’s good buddy, John Mayer, came out to host and it rekindled my love for John Mayer … he’s everything! Their friendship is everything! When he sang “It’s My House” for Andy (the Diana Ross song) as an homage to the clubhouse?!?!? So SWEET! Andy was genuinely surprised with all the guests, videos, tributes, etc. This episode of WWHL proves how special Andy Cohen is to so many people, but most importantly how special he is to all us Bravo fans! (Oh, and JM, you MUST release Ms. Ross’s song because it was an epic cover!)

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On Thursday evening, the aftermath of the Hilton Head trip was shown on Southern Charm. I didn’t do a post regarding that HORRENDOUS confrontation between Ashley and Kathryn, so here are my thoughts. About a month ago, I saw Ashley on The Morning Toast and figured if Jackie & Claudia can give her a chance, then so can I. However, she talked extremely fast, seemed defensive, and acted like she had so much to prove. Not too much after that interview came Hilton Head, which was on a completely different level.

I’m not going to rehash that whole conversation; I’ll just say this: Ashley was 100% in the wrong, and I couldn’t be more proud of how poised Kathryn was! After watching the most recent episode, Ashley is continuing to be a terror. I just can not, CAN NOT, see how Thomas is still with her after this season. Maybe he’s like Scheana and only watches scenes of himself?? Whatever, he got fired anyway so why do I care? He’s a creep right along with psycho Ashley; they can have one another.

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Okay, now on to what we all want to discuss: JAX AND BRITTANY ARE ENGAGED!!!! I just happened to get on social media last night, about 40 minutes after she posted the photo below. Then today was an endless stream of Instagram video watching from the entire Vanderpump cast, because apparently there was a surprise engagement party for the couple. Although, based on what everyone was posting, it all seemed to center around Brittany, no one really posted anything about Jax hahahahahaha!!!

My thoughts: I figured eventually they would get engaged, but to actually see a ring on Brittany’s finger was shocking to say the least. The ring is freaking gorgeous; good job Jason! I listened to Stassi’s most recent podcast episode, where Katie was her guest and all they talked about was the Royal Wedding. Katie kept saying, “Out of all of us in the group, you’ll be the next one married” (meaning Stassi). Who knew it would be Brittany?? Then again, an engagement ring doesn’t necessarily mean a wedding … we all watch The Bachelor correct?

In closing with these two, I really do believe Jax has changed since the passing of his father. I think he finally realizes what is important in life and I really want to believe these two will make it. Good news is, all of this was filmed for Season 7, so we’ll just have to wait & watch to see how it all plays out!

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This has been a full week for Bravo television, between these three events, plus the airing of Luann’s arrest (which I was a little disappointed by; the preview for it was way more intense than the actual episode).

As always, I love tweeting, commenting, and discussing these D-list stars’ lives with all of you! One of my favorite tweeters and podcasters said it best …

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 I hope everyone has a fantastic weekend!!

Netflix’s Evil Genius: Bank Robber Terror (Pocket-Sized Post)

Picture this …

A man walks into a bank with a bomb locked around his neck, except the tellers can’t see the bomb. All they see is a huge bulge underneath his shirt. The tellers also don’t know his cane is a loaded gun, and they don’t know he’s there to rob the bank. That information is in the letter he hands them.

Can’t picture it? Well then here you go …

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This is the opening ten minutes of the new Netflix true-crime documentary, Evil Genius. Spoiler alert … the bomb goes off. Question is, was it still around the man’s neck? And who is this man anyway? Was he set up or in on the robbery? And why does the second episode not discuss the bank robbery, but rather a man’s body found in a freezer?

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It’s a true story that gets crazier the deeper you get into it. I couldn’t believe as I was watching that actual people were involved. I think someone in the documentary even mentions something along the lines of “Hollywood is not able to write a plot like this.”

If you’re a fan of Netflix’s Making a Murderer or The Keepers, this is the show for you. It’s only four episodes, running around 45 minutes,  making it super easy to binge. The events take place in the early 2000’s, so it’s not an ancient retelling of events. Last, it’s creepy AF! Even my husband who is not easily creeped out (like me, as in go read What Scares You?) kept saying how freaky he thought the show was.

Trust.

Go watch. You won’t regret it … (or maybe you will, but I do guarantee you’ll be surprised by the real events in this story) !!

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“What Are You Listening to This Weekend?”

Happy almost weekend!

It’s June 1st and currently 90 degrees where I’m at; did you get your free doughnut yet? It’s National Doughnut Day! It’s also the start of Pride Month! I think summer mode has finally hit me. Because of that, I’m ready to get this weekend started! Very much like New Music Fridays on Spotify, I’m here to offer a weekend playlist. Listen, or don’t, I don’t care … I’m going to dance either way!

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The Way I Am – Charlie Puth

“I’mma tell ’em all, I’mma tell ’em all, that you could either hate me or love me,
but that’s just the way I am”

Not only is this a fun song to dance to, but it makes me think of my students or anyone struggling to be accepted right now. Who cares right? Just do you.

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Freaky Friday – Lil’ Dicky

“But we’ve got no choice but to turn this —– sideways …”

Watch the video; hilarious! How was this not an SNL skit because it completely gives me Digital Short vibes. There is also an Ed Sheeran, DJ Khaled, & Kendall Jenner cameo. Just watch the video; you’ll understand.

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Shawn Mendes – Shawn Mendes

If comedic music isn’t your thing & you prefer to take your music more serious, then I suggest listening to the new Shawn Mendes album. THE WHOLE THING IS AMAZING! Seriously, set the album to shuffle and instantly your BBQ will be a success no matter how the food tastes. It’s easy listening music. Some of my favorite songs include “Nervous,” “Where Were You in The Morning?” & “Because I Had You.” Plus his collaboration on “Youth” with Khalid makes me cry every time I listen to it.

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Boy – Lala Kent

“Turn in the music up loud, play it loud like this”

I didn’t love this song when I first heard it, but I love Lala, so I kept it on my daily playlist. The more I listen to it, I love it. My favorite part is her voice on “Shout out to my girls misbehaving!” She’s such a better singer than Scheana.

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Body Language – Heidi Montag

“Lay my eyes on a sassy pearl, Heidi Montag, yeah, that’s my girl”

Keeping with the realty star music theme, let’s discuss the lost song of the millennial generation. This song brings me back to summer in Dodge City, KS. and always reminds me of two of my hometown friends. We STANNED Heidi Montag hard core. Plus Spencer raps on it! Ahhhh, so 2009!

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If you’re looking for an entire playlist, might I also suggest:

  • “Push It” (Remix) by Lotus, SPYZR, & Salt-N-Pepa — great for a workout!
  • “Rivers Deep” by Gaby Barrett — take me to church girl!
  • “Nothing But Trouble” by Lil Wayne & Charlie Puth — I know it came out in 2016, but whatever.
  • “Girls Like You” by Maroon 5 ft. Cardi B — GO WATCH THE VIDEO; I’M OBSESSED!
  • Kanye’s new album??
  • any other song you’re loving right now!

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I hope everyone has a fantastic weekend! 

“Holidazed & Confused” RHONY S10 E9

In this pocket- sized edition of Ra-hony, I want to cover four things…

  • the continuation of the Carole & Bethenny fight
  • Luann’s finding out about Tom (again)
  • Ramona yelling at Bethenny
  • “Next time on the Real Housewives of New York”

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Point 1: Am I the only one confused about this fight? Is it just because Bethenny called Adam an operator? Is it because Carole didn’t support Bethenny with Puerto Rico? Is there something deeper we are missing? OH! What about Carole dragging Luann into it (“You called Luann a loser!”) & Lu and B almost squaring off (which luckily they got over quick) ??? How funny was it though, when Carole and Bethenny started round two as the girls were partying downstairs LOL LOL LOL LOL !!!! And after all of it, I think they made up in the end? Does anyone know for sure? Oh well, B liked my tweet (see below), so I’m team Bethenny all the way!

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Point 2: “And he has some busted up, banged up girlfriend!” This whole scene could not have been better: the “keep quiet” head shake by Ramona, Bethenny’s use of the the terms ‘girl code’ & ‘uncool,’ and the ending with Lu calling him a dick, exclamation point … PRICELESS! What makes it even crazier is we all know this leads to what happens in Palm Springs over Christmas Eve, as Luann discussed taking her soon to be infamous trip.

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Point 3: First off, WHY IS HER DOG IN THE STREET? Maybe that wasn’t the first thing you noticed, perhaps instead it was Ramona answering, “This is Ramona” like, do you not have Bethenny saved in your phone? Per their conversation, Ramona totally enjoys when other people argue! (umm, who threw out the word “puppet” in regards to the Bethenny/Carole fight??) Ramona also immediately ran to Carole at the blood drive, spewing that Bethenny thinks Carole’s lonely & sad … but lastly, what might be most noteworthy here is the iconic Ra. mon. uh. yell. ing. at. some. one. sound. ing. like. a. type. write. rrrr. mom. ment! (Head tilt, head tilt, head tilt). “Oh. my. gosh. Beth. enny! You. do. not. su. pport. other. women!”

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Point 4: Thinking the episode was over, I looked forward to watching the “next time” moment, but quickly learned I was not ready;  I was left SHOOK!!! THE MOMENT HAS COME FOR LUANN’S ARREST AND BRAVO PLAYED A NEVER BEFORE SCENE PORTION OF THE FREAKING POLICE VIDEO ON THE NEXT TIME SEQUENCE!! THEN, the news footage was played, where you can clearly see she’s wasted; did you know the judge told her to stop drinking and to get a lawyer ? I didn’t. THEN, all the girls were gossiping gossiping gossiping. Next week’s episode is going to be TELEVISION CHANGING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Pit inducing!

RHONY is the gift that keeps on giving and has been the best franchise for a while now. If you disagree, @ me! No really! Please follow me on Twitter @myhollywoodh & Instagram at myhollywoodhangover !!!!

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JUSTICE FOR GROCERY STORE JOE! (A Bachelorette Rant)

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It only got worse from there. I’m going to try extremely hard to not turn this post into a full on rant, but I may not be able to control myself. You should also know I had a “first impressions” post set to launch today. However, after getting a full night’s sleep I felt justice needed to be served, so I went in a different direction.

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Also, if you don’t get that Morning Toast reference, you can go stand in the corner with Becca

We have to start with Grocery Store Joe!

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How Becca could send this adorable human home is beyond me! Let me lay out the evidence as to why Grocery Store Joe should have stayed: He’s from Chicago, not LA or Florida like every other douche canoe this season. Two, he has an real job, not sales rep or personal trainer or instafamous. What is the job you ask? He owns a freaking grocery store!

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Think about his knowledge of produce & cooking, plus having to be able to manage & work well with others? He’s probably very helpful too. Also, if you get on his Instagram (@joeamabile1), he posts more about food than probably any other Bachelor contestant even (who instead would rather post gym or beach selfies all day).  Exhibit 500 as to why she should have kept him: he flubbed his limo speech. He was so real and so nervous and so cute, he forgot everything he was going to say. Maybe that didn’t leave an impression on Becca, but it did on America!

Seriously, go type in ‘Joe Bachelorette’ on Twitter & see what pops up!

Chris Harrison hinted that Grocery Store Joe would be heading to Paradise, but what we really need …. is Grocery Store Joe as the next Bachelor! I am a Bachelor baby and have only watched two seasons, Nick & Arie’s. My best friend who forced me to become part of Bachelor Nation tells me all the time how screwed I’ve been on bachelors and how I’ve never seen a good male lead. I mean, we all thought it was going to be Peter last season, only to find out it was Arie. And, while ABC will try to promise not another villain like him, you know they loved the ratings spike with the Becca breakup.

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Okayyyyy, this is starting to turn into a rant, so I’ll try to wrap it up, but I have two other things to say about two other guys “good” guys. Colton. Mr. Aly Raisman himself. Twitter seemed to really like him, and I agree he’s hot. But I feel like he’s a bit thirsty and then the whole “I’m a virgin” story line in the promos? Yeah right! I’m telling you guys … I don’t trust him or like him and I think ya’ll should watch out!

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Thirst Monster General is all I’m saying …

My final rant and disappointment … I really liked Garrett. Even though his intro with the Chris Farley impression was truly terrible, I thought the fishing thing at the mansion was cute, plus he got the first impression rose and I trust (trusted) Becca, so I was here for him. I even had him in my top four (along with Grocery Store JoeImage result for crying emoji gif) But theeeeennn, I learned he was this guy ….

Look, MHH is not here to get political and all opinions are welcome, but as a teacher, when someone likes a photo mocking a school shooting survivor, I draw the line and am done with them, aka Garrett!

So who does that leave to like?

Well I like Blake, the guy who came in with the ox, and I like Christon, the guy who dunked the basketball. I’m sure as the season goes on, I’ll find others to like too. But for right now, I’m so disappointed in my girl Becca, like so disappointed. But I guess all I can do is be patient, see how the season plays out, and start some sort of petition to get Grocery Store Joe to be the next Bachelor!

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This Season on the Real Housewives of Potomac

Car crashes, geriatric grannies, Nemacolin, dizzy bitches, & scentertainment

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Going into it’s third season, the Potomac ladies have officially made it; they have all the things you need to be a longstanding housewife franchise: arguments, trips, everyone insisting on everyone apologizing to everyone, and closed door conversations. However, My Hollywood Hangover is here to get more in depth.

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The Women

Since the first season and her “spring chicken” tagline, I’ve always been Team Ashley. I think I tend to gravitate to the younger housewives because I can relate more to them (except Meghan King Edmonds; I never liked her once). I think Ashley is gorgina, fun, & playful. . Plus, Ashley’s had the best reaction faces this season (or possibly of any season, of any franchise!).

 

Watching her last week, arguing with her mother, was devastating to watch and my whole heart goes out to her for that.

I also a big fan of the green eyed monsters (I think that’s what Monique called them). Gizelle has been my other long standing favorite of Potomac, where as I didn’t really love Robin. But, I respect Robin, and all she’s going through with Juan, plus you have to admit, Gizelle and Robin together are TV gold!

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I feel pretty indifferent about Candiace … I  like her, but don’t loooove her (I never do with the new girls though).

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The women I am truly not not not here for however, are Karen, Monique, and messy messy Charrisse (who I am beyond glad is no longer full time). I’ve never liked how Karen thinks “she’e so above everyone dahling”, plus you can just see how she’s lying about Ray, his legal issues, and “blue eyes.”

Monique thinks since she made it a second season, she’s the new star of the show, smoking her cigars left and right … only to inhale and throw up in the bushes?! What the … ?? I also completely completely agree with the fact that her reputation could be ruined by the accusation of having a drinking problem or being too drunk to drive. But I am so confused as to how she would just fall asleep in the middle of the day driving, enough to hit a tree, and then hop on a bus for a girls’ trip the next day was it, like nothing happened. I’d be devastated if something like that happened to me, and would probably want time with my family to reflect. Oh well, not in her shoes right?

And finally, Charrisse? Girl there is a reason you are just a side piece this season.

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Booooo.

 

Nemacolin

First off, this moment,   Image result for real housewives of potomac season 3 gif   was PRICELESS! Ashley did look like a younger version of Karen! I also loved how Ashley could repeat so many lines from past seasons; I’m also glad Karen had a sense of humor about it!

The trip looked really fun, and I was happy to see the ladies not afraid to try activities in nature! While we got to see some fun arguments (Charrisse v. Candiace, Karen v. Gizelle), Nemacolin also taught us a few things: Karen can be an angry drunk, Ray once asked Karen for a divorce, & Karen may set Charrisse up with “blue eyes.”

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Ashley claimed Karen & Mr. Blue Eyes were spotted … at Ashley’s restaurant, Oz! That is extremely hard for me to believe. Think about it: if you’re having a date with the person you’re having an affair with, why would you go to your friend’s restaurant?! Perhaps it wasn’t a date, but they had too much to drink and that was how the “compromising position” occurred? Or, it just didn’t happen like Karen said (shoulder shrug) ????????

Revelations & Conversations 

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Well, this was the image we were left with before tonight’s episode airs. I’m excited to see where the rest of the season goes. I really hope the ladies take a longer, across the ocean trip because I’m certain drama would ensue if they did. I could care less about Karen’s perfume or Candiace’s wedding (think it will air on TV?), but I do hope Ashley gets things worked out with her mom & husband, and I hope Gizelle gets some answers from Sherman because she deserves a good man!

Here’s to us all watching!

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Movie of the Week: Netflix’s The Kissing Booth

Movie of the week is back!

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My girl, Claudia Oshry Soffer, brought up the movie The Kissing Booth on her morning show, The Morning Toast. Then her sister, Jackie Oshry, watched it and the two of them couldn’t stop discussing it. So, like a good fan, I decided it would be the first movie of summer vacation! Here we go… !!!

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40 Thoughts I had during the movie The Kissing Booth:

  1. Molly Ringwald is in this? It’s already good!
  2. Our main characters are Elle … and Lee?
  3. Male and female best friendships can be tricky …
  4. Is Elle the girl from Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants? (I later learned, no)
  5. Cute opening
  6.  Warning …. Spoilers ahead!

  7. Yeah, Noah Flynn, IS STUPID HOT!
  8. How far apart are Noah & Lee?
  9. Uhhh …Lee has a really nice car!
  10. Cringggggging at the short skirt scene!
  11. Why didn’t she just tie something around her waist or wear tights? And really, you wear school uniforms every day & only have two pairs of pants?!?!
  12. Ohhhh … Flynn just called Elle his “little sister” #ouch
  13. Oh, but these girls’ skirts aren’t too short?!
  14. Lee could be way better looking if he cut (or at least styled) his hair.
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  16. Elle’s first date … oh something bad is going to happen, isn’t it?
  17. Yep.
  18. Claudia was right about this being a Disney type film, but a bit on the raunchy side too. I appreciate it. Screenshot 2018-05-24 at 2.04.23 PM.png
  19. Do schools really allow kissing booths? Out of every cheesy moment in the film, this may be the one I don’t believe the most …
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  21. Oh no, she’s going to get first time drunk … is this going to be bad?
  22. Wait, why isn’t Lee helping her?! And stopping people from taking pictures of her?!
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  24. Sooo… the best friends do or do not like like one another?
  25. Scratch # 19, the boys’ locker room scene is the one I don’t believe would actually happen!
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  26. Umm the girl who wants to kiss Lee is so cute!!! Do they end up together?
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  28. Of course it’s pouring down rain and they run into a gazebo and kiss again!
  29. He seems massively tall compared to her … random thought.
  30. Sooo … Noah has a car & a motorcycle?!
  31. He better really like her —>   Image result for knuckle sandwich gif
  32. They’re totes cute and all, but I feel really bad when the brother finds out; we all know it’s going to happen!
  33. OH NO THINGS ARE GOING TO GET RUINED; I HAVE A MAJOR PIT!
  34. Now we’re in the moment in every rom com where all the characters are mad at one another and life seems hopeless. Screenshot 2018-05-24 at 3.04.01 PM
  35. Of course Dance Dance Revolution is what brings them back together (is it still called that?)
  36. Awww her sweet dad! Image result for heart gif
  37. Their prom is so cute!
  38. Both Lee and Noah Flynn need haircuts!
  39. What exactly is Elle supposed to be at her costume party?
  40. Ohhh the ol’ switcheroo and Noah is in the car with her!
  41. She got his bike in the end! Ya girl!

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Overall, I’d give the movie 4/5 stars. The cheese level is extreme, but if you’re a fan of romantic comedies, you’ll enjoy it. The bonus scenes at the end were cute. But, the best part of the whole thing …

Elle & Noah are dating in real life!

Six Seasons: What I’ve Learned About the Vanderpump Cast

Martin Scorsese watches Vanderpump Rules!

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But honestly, at this point, who doesn’t watch Vanderpump? I even got my Bravo hating husband to watch live with me on Monday nights! After six seasons, the show is at the top of its game and even got nominated for a MTV Movie & TV Award. However, I’m not here to discuss how great the show is after six seasons, I’m here to discuss what I’ve learned about each cast member after all these years.

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Lala

The show could stay on the air forever if every couple seasons it brought on cast members like Lala and James. I don’t know if you know it, but the world is here for Lala Kent! She’s Stassi 2.0 and if you’re following her journey with “her man” on social media, she’s very much in line to leave Vanderpump and become the newest Beverly Hills housewife! I thought she schooled James about how she thought they were becoming better people, not saying horrible, body shaming comments about others, plus she’s so honest, how can you not like her? Side note, I bought of one of her lip glosses … stuff is the real deal! What did I learn about Lala Kent from this reunion? While I may not fully agree with her definition of feminism, the girl is a boss bitch who I want to hang out with!

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James

I don’t really feel I’ve seen much of a change in James since his first season. Is he drinking less and getting along with most people? Yes, and obviously the scenes with him and Jax are television gold. Plus he got his job at SUR back and See You Next Tuesdays is brilliant … however, he still drinks too much at times and talks out of his ass. So what did I learn about James Kennedy from this reunion? He is pretty much the same dude, only now with a robot girlfriend and some minor improvements.

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Stassi

Stassi said she wanted to be “well-rounded” instead of a waitress this reunion. I like how Stassi isn’t always the focal point of the show anymore, but is more in a sideline character, friend role. I have been closely following her and Beau on social media & her podcast, so I pray he’s on the next season because they seem really great together! What did I learn about Stassi Schroeder from this reunion? She has self-reflected, and I think now is fully honest with the type of person she wants to be!

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Jax

Jax’s “hashtag me too” comment pretty much sums him up: he’s never fully aware of what is going on, nor does he understand important issues. He put Brittany though [“rot in”] hell this season, but I truly believe the death of his dad made him finally realize what is important in life, and I really do think he’s trying to be a better person. “But what about his attack on Scheana then?” I actually watched that part of the reunion twice; the first time seeing it I didn’t think it was that bad, but re-watching it … yeah it was. Jax can’t change over night though, and I agree with many of the cast, he was lashing out because he was still in pain. What did I learn about Jax Taylor from this reunion? At least he’s trying now.

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Brittany

This reunion completely made me change how I view Brittany, mainly in terms of her relationship with Jax. I say that because more than once Brittany said something along the lines of not judging others because you don’t truly know what someone is going through. She said this in regards to the comments she received about sticking with Jax, but also when Andy asked Britt her thoughts towards Lala’s feminist attitude. What did I learn about Brittany Cartwright from this reunion? I really believe she’s an angel sent from heaven to make earth, and especially self-centered people from LA, better!

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Tom Schwartz & Katie

I wanted to put Katie and Tom as a package deal because I don’t feel we had too much drama from them individually this season, especially after the beating they took last season leading up to their wedding. I could NOT be prouder of how hard Katie has worked on herself, plus the bravery she showed in sharing the story of her accident. Sweet Tom, while I’m proud he’s getting his shit together and becoming a business owner, he has got to stop blacking out. I completely see where Katie is coming from; it’s so scary. So what did I learn about Katie and Tom from this reunion? Marriage is helping them become the best versions of themselves.

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Tom Sandoval & Ariana

I simply don’t have that much to say. I thought it was cool how Tom told Stassi that Patrick “smothered her flame” … so sweet, until he got salty about the fact that Lisa didn’t force her to waitress #whatever. As far as Ariana goes, she replied to one of my tweets last week so that was cool …? She supports Scheana so that’s cool …? What did I learn about Tom and Ariana from this reunion? They need to be on the show and probs always will be, but to me they are neither here nor there.

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Scheana

I reeeeeeally don’t want to female bash here, but it’s reeeeeeally hard for me to say anything nice about Scheana. I mean she was bad enough obsessing over Rob, saying horrible things about Shay only to come out & then say good things about him on the reunion, but to say she only watches herself on the show? Girl, this is (mostly) your full time job and you can’t spend one hour, one night a week, to watch the others so you can contribute to the conversation at the reunion?! Over it. What did I learn about Scheana “I know her last name isn’t Shay anymore but I’m too lazy to find out what it is” from this reunion? She only walked off set because her makeup was messing up, not because she was truly upset.

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Kristen

Ever since Kristen got fired from SUR, she’s been slowly fading into the background of the show. She’s 100% a side character, and who knows, maybe she purposely sat up with James until seven in the morning in Mexico just so she could have a story line. With all that being said, I’d definitely be sad to see her go and I do believe she’s grown alot in the six seasons the show has been on. What did I learn about Kristen Doute from this reunion? She’s boring, but necessary.

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Lisa Vanderpump

I learned one thing and one thing only from watching Lisa Vanderpump this season and especially at the reunion: get her off Housewives and keep her only on Pump Rules; I mean telling Kristen to “shut up” was GOLD! She doesn’t really bring anything like that to RHOBH (sorry not sorry).

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Cheers to another fabulous season of Vanderpump Rules! I hope this show never ends! 

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